i'm purple, or jan Okasi [etymology: toki pona: "o" "kasi"]. hit me up at @purple@nya.social
things i like to do:

i recently built a static site generator with perl to make maintaining this site more fun. it is now at 1.0 and has been released! this is your only warning!!

site last generated at: 2024-06-27T19:11:13Z


my avatar, turned in to a shark for Shark Week, riding a motorcycle. drawn by heatherhorns &3


some good weed strains:

  • skywalker og
  • og kush
  • ekto-kooler
  • biker kush
  • girlscout cookies
  • dos-si-do's
  • purple punch
  • pure michigan
  • sunset kush
  • platinum cookies
  • barbie runtz
  • han-solo burger
  • rainbow belts
  • moonbow
  • harambe (RIP)
  • bhutanese shadow-garden grown dark evil pack

shitheadery

#transposes utf8 characters to full width text
alias fw="perl -pC -e'y# !-~#\N{U+3000}\N{U+FF01}-\N{U+FF5E}#'" #53 bytes

#transcodes INPUT video to something tiny but preserving the audio
ffmpeg -i INPUT.avi -c:v libx264 -profile:v high -preset veryslow -r 25 -s 480x640 -b:v 1000k -minrate 500k -maxrate 2500k -bufsize 5000k -threads 0 -movflags +faststart -c:a copy -f mp4 OUTPUT.mp4

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