i'm purple, or jan Okasi [etymology: toki pona: "o" "kasi"]. hit me up at @purple@nya.social
things i like to do:

• ride motorcycle in a Totally Normal Manner™
• play ttrpg
• watch for uap/ufo
• shitpost perl
• drive GOOD
• admin systems
• toki pona, a!
• actual photography
• host NetBSD/mac68k pubnix

• pimeja
• sitelen sitelen
• https://blinry.org/toki-pona-cheat-sheet/
• https://theepicosity.github.io/lipu-pi-ijo-pi-toki-pona/
• https://jansa-tp.github.io/linja-pi-pu-lukin/ https://jansa-tp.github.io/
• nimi ale pona
• "toki pona ASCII syllabary"

i recently built a static site generator with perl to make maintaining this site more fun. it'll get properly upped once it's self hosting, but for now it's feature complete enough.

site last generated at: 2024-04-13T20:31:47Z

dNd:

(SECRET):

• simple country centaur druid (descent to avernus)

(CLASSIFIED):

• map of faerun
• 5e dot tools

some good weed strains:

• skywalker og
• og kush
• ekto-kooler
• biker kush
• girlscout cookies
• dos-si-do's
• purple punch
• pure michigan
• sunset kush
• platinum cookies
• barbie runtz
• han-solo burger
• rainbow belts
• moonbow
• harambe (RIP)
• bhutanese shadow-garden grown dark evil pack

shitheadery

#transposes utf8 characters to full width text
alias fw="perl -pC -e'y# !-~#\N{U+3000}\N{U+FF01}-\N{U+FF5E}#'" #53 bytes

#transcodes INPUT video to something tiny but preserving the audio
ffmpeg -i INPUT.avi -c:v libx264 -profile:v high -preset veryslow -r 25 -s 480x640 -b:v 1000k -minrate 500k -maxrate 2500k -bufsize 5000k -threads 0 -movflags +faststart -c:a copy -f mp4 OUTPUT.mp4

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